Well, I'm here to relate my baren covering adventure.
First, soak the "plants" as Carol Lyons calls them in my tub. I had three
left over from goodnessknowswhen and they still “seemed” ripe for using.
Well, a little dry, which I will get to in a sec…
So later I forgot and went to take a shower. I bathed with my bamboo, felt
like I was in the wild in a hidden spring in the backcountry of Japan…okay
okay, not really. I was trying to avoid the whole thing and started again to
think of alternatives…canvas works well incidentally, although it doesn’t
really shrink very much and thus a bit loose, but neither does it shred to
pieces like the darned bamboo thinguies.
Done soaking, wrapped in towel, nice and soft after a day or so but not too
soft. Watched Dave’s video again on HDTV, for the umpteenth time; my husband
wanted to watch CSI so I had to quit, he claims HE could now tie the darned
cover.
Bit the bullet and untied my old one, now with four cracks and two holes
mended with duct tape from the inside, that works for a while. HEY, if I
could find five-inch duct tape, I’d be in business…nah, back to the bamboo.
Scissors, rock, pape—er, string, clamps in lieu of toes…I’m ready, master.
Where are my reading glasses?
First try using a bamboo skin that already had a crack; if it turns out
perfect I’m shooting it. Smooth out with rock, that’s the fun part, run
fingernail…can feel some ridges, smooth again, feels good (like I KNOW what
the dickens it’s s’posed to feel LIKE). Cut to size, oops, I think maybe too
close to the baren; I tried to follow the pattern of the old one. Hopefully
I will mess up with my practice skin. Yep, already did, tuck, fold, tuck,
fold, tuck, rip, curse, tuck, fold, clamp…other side, ditto, two rips this
time. Bamboo too wet, too soft, too old—me, too strong, too impatient…sorry
master.
Bamboo skin 1
Maria 0
Second try, same thing but my tucks looked better. Left my best skin for
last, keep your fingers crossed (need a clamp?)
Bamboo 2
Maria 0
Third try, this one COULD work if I manage to get it right. Here we go,
rock, snip, tuck, fold, twisty twisty, clamp…oh, okay, this side looks fair.
Other side, tuck, fold, tuck, almost rip, tuck, crap already tucked, fold I
mean, tuck, fold, twisty twisty, clamp. I did a yoga pose here to calm
myself down, the dance; lost my balance, almost ate the scissors, fell on
the rock, back to my baren…
Unclamped while holding the two ends and praying to the Japanese god of
bamboo, twisted both ends together only to find my string had fallen prey to
the new kitten who had unraveled almost the whole thing and was currently
daring me to play. CRAP, clamped again, found kitten, bad kitten, purr purr,
oh okay, I’ll get another string. Twisted ends together, held with one hand,
wrapped string around like the old one…hmmm, not bad, not bad.
Maria ½
Final result, scale of 1-10
Look: 6, the tucks look decent, the “handle” looks okay, the knot looks like
a knot
Looseness: 7, which is the same as saying, tightness: 3 but a seven looks
better than a three
Ability to follow instructions: 9
Willingness to follow instructions: 2 (the hopeless experimenter…)
Will try again some other time, meantime, my baren is useable again…and it
LOOKS good! (loosie goosie). Perhaps it will shrink a bit, we are
experiencing unusual high humidity at a whopping 12%. Yeah, that's it, it
will shrink...sigh.
Maria
PS My woodblock oxen are one color away from being finished and on the way
next week, tigers on deck
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